At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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