Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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