it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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