If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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