I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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