Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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