I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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