her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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