How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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