ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize