i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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