found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No subtext here. People are naked.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
