hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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