Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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