he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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