Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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