just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This is the high leading the old right now
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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