Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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