I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my sisters under your porch take her home
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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