What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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