I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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