i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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