Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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