I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
