K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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