I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
People in love make me want to vomit
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
