I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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