she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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