I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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