He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
