Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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