I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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