okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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