i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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