yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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