I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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