Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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