is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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