the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
