Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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