when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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