dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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