Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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