still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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