Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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