he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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