thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dick very happy bro
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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