I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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