Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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