Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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