Whod you bang
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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