He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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