yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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