I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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